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//**__Name__**// //**–**// //Charles HoneyDick// //**__Age__**// //**–**////22 yrs old// //**__Height__**// //**-**// 9 //ft 10”// //**__Jobs Before__**// //**-Male prostitute, dick fo cash yo**// //**__Family__**// //**–**////Nicholas Cage (Dog)// //**__Origin__**// //**–**// //Born in a vagina// //**__Tools__**// //**–**// //Flint and Steel, Pickaxe, Shovel, Spade, Revolver, dildo, TNT.// //News have finally reached America that huge gold deposits have been found in a strange place called Australia. My brother Nicholas and I have bought a ticket to sail on a small boat to Australia. I just can't wait to set sail and seek for my fortune.// //We have finally set sail! I have never stepped outside of America. The adrenaline is rushing through me!// Royal Sex Toys
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**//July 29th 1852//** //Whoa!! I can see Australia!! I am just minutes away from stepping onto a new country. I have checked out and marched to the shop. I opened my map and found out that I was in South Australia. I now have to walk 1000km to Ballarat.// **//August 5th 1852//** //I have finally reached Ballarat. I went on to buy a horse so I didn’t have to walk to the gold fields. At the shop I made two new friends, Paul Nathan and Mark Thierry. They were also from America. Paul said that we should buy a huge carriage with a bedroom and two horses. We agreed and we dished out all our money. So off we go to the goldfields!!// //We found our spot near a creek and we started to set up. My brother and I started to set up. We made a big fire and started to cook some mutton while Paul collected some clean water. Mark then started to make a mine shaft.// //Its nearly nightfall and Mark has made a small mineshaft five meters deep and five meters wide. He found 10 oz of gold. I called everyone in for dinner and we all sat down near the fire. I took the first bite of the mutton and I was surprised it actually tastes great. Better than anything my mom used to cook me.// **//August 13th 1852//** //Today was a brilliant day!!! I found 24 oz of gold and Paul found 19 oz of gold.// **//September 13th 1852//** //We haven’t found much gold after that glorious day. We are going low on food and water. I wish we had never bought such an expensive carriage. Paul made us to buy it.// **//September 20th 1852//** //Our gold count is 123 oz of gold. Not too much for a month and a half days of work.// **//September 30th 1852//** //We spent most of our gold on new tools, more bread, mutton and we even got some tea. Some flavour instead of just plain water. Have just 6 oz left. We must work harder.// **//November 12th 1852//** //I hate those bushrangers. Those darn, hairy bushrangers. They stole nearly our whole loot! Have only 2 oz of gold left. And guess what my gang and I have to get a new Miner’s Licence in two days! Just great.// **//November 14th 1852//** //Today’s the day that we must get a new licence. And to complicate things today there’s a licence inspection! My friends and I creeped through the bushes.// //**November 15th 1852**// //i realized how gay i am and want mad sex with my fellow men!// //also while we were in the bushes we mad this www.meatspin.com// //**November 69th 1852**// //The Black indiginous population have noticably bigger genitalia than us white folk. We must destroy them! i luv men.// //**Novemer 70th 1852**// //Attacking the blacks was a bad idea, they severly destroyed are arseholes, stole our chicken, played basketball and drank our grape soda while riding away on our bicycles//